Utilize the shitter.

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Utilize the shitter.

Postby chaodiscordia » Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:47 pm

Lately I have found myself lacking energy for charging sigils and what have you... however... when i have the energy I have nothing planned to charge. So this is what I'm doing. Making sigils when I take a shit (must more productive that reading a magazine). and putting them away for later when i get a burst of energy. So hopefully I will always have something to do magically with out having to put the extra energy into planning.
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby Suenteus Potato » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:07 pm

I've found that firing off sigils while taking a dump can be an effective technique.

Plus, you can dispose of them by flushing (assuming you've drawn them on something appropriate).

I've also considered, but not gotten around to, taping sigils to the wall opposite the pot and keeping them there until I forget what they are, then, each morning (or as appropriate), fire off another one.
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby chaodiscordia » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:16 pm

hmmm... maybe i could make them on the pot and fire them off on the pot, good idea.... All hail the porcelain goddess!
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby chaodiscordia » Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:10 pm

Sense I'm on the subject of the shitter... I just did something very interesting.... I took a shit... however the toilet was clogged... This was right after performing the GPR. So standing there looking at it for a few minutes I thought to try something out. Useing the euphoric after glow the GPR I concentrated on the weight of the water above the clog pushing it down and the sucking motion from the vacuum below sucking it down, and then visualized the clog going down the toilet. After brief concentration i stopped... then looked at it for a few more moments... It just wasn't moving, so just as I reached for the plunger it went down... No more poo poo :) yay!

All Hail the Porcelain Godless

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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby A554551N1030 » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:10 pm

Practical Magic at its' finest!
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby chaodiscordia » Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:54 pm

haha, I recently read the toilet banishing in hands on chaos magic... that was good shit too... get it... good shit... har har har
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby A554551N1030 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 1:02 am

What's This?
A Pun!?!
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Re: Utilize the shitter.

Postby Anomaly » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:40 pm

Agrippa just rolled over in his grave.

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